Retailers are celebrating this week after sales of lollies, puppies and white vans have surged following the implementation of the under 16’s social media ban. ”It’s been a great week at the shop, we’ve seen a heap of bigger guys… Read More ›
Australian Creeps Tipped To Challenge The Under 16’s Social Media Ban
Australia’s creepiest freaks are tipped to bandy together and challenge the Government’s decision to ban under 16’s from social media, claiming it impinges on their rites. ”The Government can’t take this away from us, who will we chat with online?”… Read More ›
Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
In the lead up to Halloween, Author of the Blog ‘The Left Is Not Right’ has warned prospective trick or treaters that wearing orange face as part of a costume is culturally insensitive. “Orange face is a no go,… Read More ›
Gina Tells Donald That She And Her Billions Are There For Him After His Split From Musk
Australian billionaire, Gina Rinehart, fresh off backing a dud, Peter Dutton, in the last Australian election has sent a message to US President, Donald Trump, that she and her billions are there for him should he need comfort in his… Read More ›
World On Edge As President Musk Takes A Sudden Interest In Poland
World leaders have been trying to stay calm whilst seemingly on edge, after it was reported that new American President, Elon Musk, has been seen to be showing a lot of interest in Poland lately. ”They say those that do… Read More ›
Social Group Man-Child Attends BBQ With Cadbury Favourites Instead Of Actual Food
Local man-child and social group deadweight, Trevor Millson (33), has again attended a Christmas social bbq with his friends brandishing nothing but a $10 box of Cadbury favourites. Wearing a t-shirt and jeans combo recycled from his laundry hamper, Trev… Read More ›
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