The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has told the United Nations to forget about climate change that it’s a myth, with his reason being that his office is consistently 70 degrees (Fahrenheit). ”I’ve had the same… Read More ›
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Trump Speculates That Putting Sugar Back In To Coke May Cure Autism
The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has speculated today that putting sugar back in to coke, instead of high fructose corn syrup, may in fact cure cases of autism. The President raised this point as part… Read More ›
Trump Mourns Dear Friend Hulk Hogan, Whose Last Wish Was For Everyone To Forget About Epstein
US President, Donald Trump, has declared a national day of mourning in America after the death of former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan. President Trump has asked the nation to honour the former wrestlers dying wish, which was for everyone to… Read More ›
Americans To Be Armed With Thoughts And Prayers Compliments Of The NRA
The National Rifle Association (NRA) has announced that it plans to provide every American citizen with enough ‘thoughts and prayers’ to help keep them safe during the next inevitable mass shooting. “We here at the NRA are listening to the… Read More ›
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