It has been announced that Friday the 22nd of May will be the first annual International Awareness of Awareness Raisers Raising Awareness Day. The day was organised by Awareness Raisers International and the purpose is to raise awareness of all the people who dedicate their lives to raising awareness.

A spokesman for International Awareness Raisers, Peter Raisons said in a press conference “It’s fantastic that we now have this day to raise awareness of all the hard work and dedication awareness raisers do to raise awareness for the general public. Most of the public are unaware of all the people who raise awareness, and the causes they raise, we hope this day will help people become more aware.

Peter Raisons was not able to confirm whether any practical solutions would be raised for any meaningful causes. When quizzed he replied “Look we are not in the business of practical solutions, I hope someone is able to find them one day, but you can’t find practical solutions without first raising awareness.”

Thomas Orr

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