Dentists around the country have today called for a minutes silence and a day of remembrance after it was announced that the iconic sweet Fantales were to be discontinued.
”This one definitely hits hard,” said Bellerive based dentist Dr Isaac Yankem. ”I bought my second investment property off the back of the amount of fillings that Fantales caused.”
”Can’t they keep ’em going for another few years, at least until the kids finish private school.”
When asked why dentists were encouraging sweets like Fantales as opposed to more preventive dental care, Dr I Yankem said: ”Oh, now you want to talk prevention, flossed your teeth today have you?”
”You all sicken me. All we ask is that you brush your teeth do some flossing, watch the sweets and maybe a little mouthwash, but do you do it?”
”Of course not.”
”We don’t drill because we want to, we do it because we care.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy some energy drinks to hand out to children. That’ll keep the dollars rolling in.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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