Scientists have released the results of a long range study that has found that the first work week of the year is in fact the longest, no matter if you start the week on a Monday or a Thursday.

”This is ground breaking research which has shattered all long-held beliefs,” said Scientist Bunson Burner. ”Previously it was thought that the last week of the working year was the longest.”

”Second only to the week before you go on leave for an overseas vacation.”

When asked what workers could do to help make the week go faster, Scientist Burner said: ”Working from home helps, I mean if you’re not that busy you can potentially sleep the week away.”

”Other tips include avoiding the office bore, especially if they’ve recently been on a cruise. Scheduling meetings with different teams to find out what they got up to over the holidays or, and this is a drastic one, actually working.”

Mark Williamson

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