Niche news channel, Sky News Australia, has thrown a party for it’s staff after receiving the news that their viewership has hit the elusive double digit figures.

”You dream that this day may indeed come, but, until it’s here you just don’t know how good it feels,” said Sky News Australia host Andrew Bolt. ”For years my show was stuck on 6 viewers but to get the extra 4 is just such a great achievement.”

”These numbers should terrify the Albanese Government as it shows that the anti-woke have awoken.”

When asked what he saw as being the potential big news events of the year, Bolt, a man once convicted of breaching the racial discrimination act, said: ”It will be a big year news wise, the annual Australia day arguments will dominate most of the first few months.”

“Someone will make a comment that could be inferred as an attack on Anzac day and that should get us through to June, December if they happen to be an ABC employee.”

‘From there we will also dedicate a lot of time to shining the turd that is Peter Dutton or failing that Sussan Ley.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must be off to source a venue for my fan club’s celebration, we’ve outgrown the local phone booth you know.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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