Afghanistan’s ruling Taliban party has announced that the Nation will be holding a celebratory sausage fest to commemorate the country being declared ”girl germ” free.
”Happy days on the streets of Kabul brother,” said a Taliban Spokesperson. ”Finally men can walk down the streets and see nothing but other men and moving sheets.”
”The temptation of the flesh has been removed and we now have no chance of catching girl germs.”
When asked why the country was seemingly doing all it can to eradicate women, the Taliban spokesperson said: ”Brother we do not want to eradicate women, we just want to lessen the chances of being infected with girl germs.”
”It’s a devastating disease you know.”
”Why brother Ahmed just last week was infected and it made him have unnatural thoughts about his camel.”
”We can’t risk this happening, think of the poor camels.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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