Australia’s former Prime Minister and no fan of the UN Scott Morrison has today asked his wife Jen if she could ring his new boss the Dark Lord Peter Dutton and tell him he won’t be coming in to work… Read More ›
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ScoMo Booked To Deliver Sermon To The Westboro Baptist Church
Former Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has been booked to deliver a guest sermon to the controversial Westboro Baptist Church. ”It’s a bit of an exciting opportunity for not just me but Australia as a whole,”… Read More ›
Panicked ScoMo Accidentally Leaves Lump Of Coal In Taxi Before UN Speech
Panicked Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has realised too late that he left his favourite prop of choice, a lump of coal in a taxi and was unable to use it whilst giving his speech to the United Nations. “Scott… Read More ›
David Attenborough Announces Doco Series About Rats and Ibises After Biodiversity Loss
The BBC Natural History Unit has announced that it will be producing an eight part documentary series on the life of rats and ibises in the wake of the United Nations report on biodiversity that predicts the earth is in… Read More ›
Zimbabweans Demand Nation Be Renamed Something Beginning With The Letter “A”
Tired of always being the last country to march into the stadium at the Olympics, the people of Zimbabwe have taken to the streets after the deposing of Robert Mugabe demanding the new government change the name of the nation… Read More ›
Australian Parliament To Replace United Nations General Assembly
The United Nations will dismantle the General Assembly after realising that the Australian parliament is already fulfilling its role of providing a place where citizens from all countries of the world can gather to make laws together. “It used to… Read More ›
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