King Charles, Australia’s current head of state (yep, really), has added a visit to Randwick race course to the itinerary, after his side-piece turned partner, Queen Camilla (yep, she’s our Queen), drew the desired barrier 4 for the Everest.

”This will be a monumental day for the Tarocash and Zara cladded attendees of the Everest,” said Royal Watcher Ian Needsalife. ”They’ll be able to toast the King and celebrate the Queen with the finest of Guava flavoured Breezers.”

”An historic day for Australia.”

When reached for comment on the King’s rumoured appearance at the Everest, noted fashionado and NSW racing boss Peter V’Landys said: ”Sucked in to the AFL, they get Katy Perry and Robbie Williams but we got the King.”

”Bet that has them chaffing in Melbourne.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and pick up my suit from Tarocash. Can you believe they managed to match a black shirt with a bright purple tie?”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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Tags: Australia, Barrier Draw, Breezers, Governor General, Hard Solo, Head Of State, King Charles, Melbourne Cup, NSW, Peter V'Landys, Queen Camilla, Racing NSW, republic, Royal Visit, Royal Watcher, Tarocash, The Everest