Producers of Australian reality tv show, I’m a celeb get me out of here, have been forced to go back to the drawing board with casting, after mushroom killer, Erin Patterson, was convicted in a court of law of three counts of murder.

”This is a complete disaster, I mean we had built the whole season around Erin,” said a producer for the show. ”Surely they can let her out on bail for a few months just so we can film the season.”

”I mean we have Pete Evans lined up as well, imagine the kitchen banter between those two.”

When asked what they were looking for in a celebrity to cast on the show, the producer said: ”Fame or if they don’t have that infamy.”

”I mean let’s face it celebs are becoming rarer and rarer, sure there’s a million ex-bachelor and bachelorette people but no one really knows who they are.”

”Guess I better head off to the bail courts to see if I can grab someone else famous to cast, surely there’d be an ex-footballer or two there.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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