Niche news network Sky News Australia is hoping tonight’s leaders debate between their mate ScoMo and the dastardly Anthony Albanese will lead to the low rating station doubling their audiences from 6 to 12 viewers. ”What a coup for the… Read More ›
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Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook
Having hired Mark Latham our culinary columnist, then fired him that afternoon, The (un)Australian has found his replacement in Latham’s just published cookbook co-author and friend, radio broadcaster Alan Jones. Even though I am a very busy man and a very important person, I know the… Read More ›
Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts
Cooking columnist Mark Latham has today been let go by The (un)Australian following some confusion over the term crushed nuts and an unfortunate incident involving an intern. “It’s a bloody stitch up, the recipe said crush nuts so naturally I saw the… Read More ›
Column: Scotty From Marketing’s Guide To Cooking Up A Leek
G’day Australia, it’s your old mate ScoMo here. Today I’m going to help you through another day of social isolation by teaching you how to cook up a leek. It’s no secret that around Canberra I am known for my… Read More ›
Column: Scotty From Marketing’s Guide To Cooking A Curry
G’day Australia! It’s your old mate ScoMo here, and what a privilege it is for me to be able to share with you my recipe for how to cook a curry. I find that in times of trouble or discontent… Read More ›
PM Accused Of Fueling Toilet Paper Sales By Telling The Country To Cook Their Neighbour A Curry
The Prime Minister has been accused of fueling the toilet paper hysteria by encouraging the nation to cook their sick neighbour a curry. The Prime Minister’s comments were made at a Corona virus briefing. “Whilst I won’t condemn the Prime… Read More ›
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