G’day Australia, it’s your old mate ScoMo here. Today I’m going to help you through another day of social isolation by teaching you how to cook up a leek. It’s no secret that around Canberra I am known for my… Read More ›
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Column: Scotty From Marketing’s Guide To Cooking A Curry
G’day Australia! It’s your old mate ScoMo here, and what a privilege it is for me to be able to share with you my recipe for how to cook a curry. I find that in times of trouble or discontent… Read More ›
PM Accused Of Fueling Toilet Paper Sales By Telling The Country To Cook Their Neighbour A Curry
The Prime Minister has been accused of fueling the toilet paper hysteria by encouraging the nation to cook their sick neighbour a curry. The Prime Minister’s comments were made at a Corona virus briefing. “Whilst I won’t condemn the Prime… Read More ›
ScoMo Invites Trump To Join Him For A State Dinner At Engadine Macca’s
Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reportedly invited American President Donald Trump to come to Australia to join him for a State dinner at the Prime Minister’s restaurant of choice, Engadine Macca’s. “We Australians are an hospitable bunch,” said Prime… Read More ›
Police Treat Margaret Fulton’s Death As Suspicious As The Competition To Be A Masterchef Judge Heats Up
Police have confirmed that they are treating the death of 94 year old culinary icon Margaret Fulton as suspicious. They believe that Fulton may have been targeted by a fellow chef as she was seen as a potential front runner… Read More ›
Column: Gina Rinehart’s Guide To Being A Cook
To celebrate the launch of her brand new cookbook, Things We Love, The (un)Australian has reached out to prominent West Australian Gina Rinehart and offered her a weekly cooking column. When the people behind The (un)Australian reached out to me to gather… Read More ›
