Contestants on the next series of Masterchef will be given one hour to produce the most creative way to underpay their staff in a new challenge to be overseen by celebrity chef George Calombaris. “Our chefs will be given only… Read More ›
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“Listening To My BS Can Remove Cells From Your Brain” Claims Pete Evans
Celebrity food heater Pete Evans has advised his followers to reduce the size of their brains by adapting their level of scientific knowledge to that of a caveman. “The human brain evolved to understand only paleo science, so modern humans… Read More ›
Jamie Oliver Demands Breast Feeding At All School Lunches
Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has started a campaign to ensure that all UK schools provide breast feeding as part of their lunch program. “As well as fruit and veggies it should also be compulsory for every meal to contain a… Read More ›
My Kitchen Rules Kitchens Condemned
The Food Authority of NSW has condemned the kitchens used in My Kitchen Rules due to unhygienic kitchen practices, but a spokesperson for the Food Authority says that it’s not the infringements that is the worrying issue, as they are only serving the… Read More ›
Greeks Beginning To Regret Democracy
In the wake of a deepening financial crisis, the people of Greece are experiencing regret at having invented and practiced democracy since around 500 BC. The management of Greece’s economy has been in the hands of the people, through democratically… Read More ›
Vegan Knows Restaurant That Sells ‘The Best Corn’
Gerard Styles, a 22 year old barista from trendy East-Riverton, NSW, has allayed concerns from his non-vegan friends about where they should go for dinner by assuring his companions that he knows a restaurant that sells “the best corn”. Mr… Read More ›
