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‘Labor Will Win On Its Policies’ — New Bill Shorten Zinger Hailed As ‘Best One Yet’
Labor leader Bill Shorten has done it again. The Opposition leader has brushed aside new poor poll results with one his famous one-line “zingers”, insisting “Labor can win on the next election its policies”. A Labor insider told The (un)Australian… Read More ›
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Australian Energy To Be Powered By Malcolm Turnbull’s Smugness
The federal government has announced a new program aimed to shift the nation’s energy production away from unsustainable fossil fuels onto one fuelled entirely by the smugness of Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. The news came as Mr Turnbull refused to… Read More ›
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Australians Just Happy Malcolm Turnbull’s Helping Someone’s Economy
Australians have expressed relief that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has shown his willingness to help the economy, even if the economy in question happens to that of the Cayman Islands’. Mr Turnbull was criticised by the Labor Opposition over revelations he holds… Read More ›
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ISIS Abandons War on America: ‘They’re Killing Each Other Faster Than We Ever Could’
The Islamic State of Iraq And Syria (ISIS) has issued a statement explaining it was abandoning all plans to pursue a Holy War against the United States of America on grounds “the Infidels are slaughtering each other at a far faster rate than… Read More ›
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‘It Started With Alternative Music. Then I Tried To Destroy Modern Civilisation’
The federal government’s new anti-radicalisation kit for schools, “Living Safer Together”, has already made waves for featuring the harrowing story of Karen, a young woman who “grew up in a loving family who never participated in activism of any sort”,… Read More ›
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Onion Lobby Mourning Loss Of ‘Our Greatest Champion’
“We’ve lost our greatest advocate,” Onions Australia CEO Lynn Bulb said over the dramatic events this week that saw conservative prime minister and renowned onion lover Tony Abbott replaced by Malcolm Turnbull, whose attitude to the vegetable remains untested. “You’d… Read More ›
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