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Andrew Daddo’s ‘Spirit Guide’ Favourite To Win I’m A Celebrity
TV personality Andrew Daddo has been voted off the reality show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. However his “spirit guide” is now favourite to win. The spirit guide became known after Andrew Daddo would walk down to… Read More ›
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Abbott Announces 300 More Troops For Iraq, 900 To Fight Hitler
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has announced Australia’s “next phase” in international military intervention by committing 300 troops to Iraq and 900 to 1944-era Germany. In an announcement held on Tuesday, the Prime Minister reaffirmed Australia’s commitment to the destruction of… Read More ›
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Liberal Party Has 68 Members Jostling For Leadership
In a stunning turnaround, the Liberal Party now have 68 members putting their hand up for the leadership position. It is in stark contrast to last month’s spill motion against Tony Abbott, where nobody else contested the top job. Rumours… Read More ›
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Turnbull Tipped To Challenge Clarke For Australian Cricket Team Captaincy
Member for Wentworth and avid dog walker Malcolm Turnbull has been tipped by colleagues to challenge Australian cricket captain Michael Clarke for the leadership of the Australian team, following Australia’s defeat at the weekend to world cup co-hosts New Zealand…. Read More ›
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Electorate Imagines Abbott’s Death, Polls Improve
The Australian electorate collectively woke this morning from the loveliest dream in which Tony Abbott was no longer Prime Minister. The imagined cause of this much coveted outcome varied, some envisioned a triumphant Turnbull at the conclusion of a spill,… Read More ›
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Senate Votes To Shake Head And ‘Tut Tut’ Senator Brandis
A motion to express the Senate’s displeasure with the Attorney-General George Brandis’s treatment of Human Rights Commission president Gillian Triggs using head movements has passed the Senate 35-32. The motion was brought to the Senate floor by Labor Senator Penny… Read More ›
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