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Jacqui Lambie Flattered By Offer Of Head From ISIS
Tasmanian Senator and passionate scarf advocate Jacqui Lambie has today told The (un)Australian that she is flattered by the offer of head from Tony Abbott’s favourite death cult ISIS, however she will turn the offer down. Senator Lambie opened up… Read More ›
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Mormon Man Caught In Love Hexagon
A Mormon man has been exposed as living two separate lives after his three wives from one family found out about two more women he was in a polygamous relationship with on the other side of town. Roger Dalwood’s life… Read More ›
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Shorten Gives Abbott His Email Password To ‘Protect Australians From ISIS’
A report released by The Parliamentary Joint Committee on Intelligence and Security has revealed Opposition Leader Bill Shorten will hand over his email password to Prime Minister Tony Abbott when parliament resumes in March. While Mr Shorten had previously warned… Read More ›
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Putin To Mrs Nemtsov: “We Won’t Rest Until We Frame Someone For Your Son’s Murder”
The mother of murdered Russian opposition politician, Boris Nemtsov, has received a letter from President Vladimir Putin promising that the Russian justice system won’t rest until someone has been framed for her son’s murder. “The great nation of Russia mourns… Read More ›
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Dominic Strauss-Kahn: ‘I Can’t Have Paid For Sex, I’m A Rapist’
Former IMF chief and one time French presidential candidate, Dominic Strauss-Kahn, has vigourously denied charges of procuring prostitution, pointing to his long history of being accused of rape. “Procuring prostitution involves the step of obtaining consent through money. That is… Read More ›
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Pile Of Dog Crap Mistaken For Kyle Sandilands
A pile of dog crap sitting on a busy foot path in the inner-city Sydney suburb of Newtown has been mistaken for radio personality and lie detector enthusiast Kyle Sandilands by an enthusiastic fan. The fan told The (un)Australian of… Read More ›
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