Tasmanian Senator and passionate scarf advocate Jacqui Lambie has today told The (un)Australian that she is flattered by the offer of head from Tony Abbott’s favourite death cult ISIS, however she will turn the offer down.
Senator Lambie opened up on her feelings upon receiving the offer, telling The (un)Australian, “At first when I was shown the letter I was flattered you know I haven’t had head in a long time and I thought you beaut if they’re well hung it’s game on, however when I read the letter in full and realised they wanted to cut off my head, I thought screw that, if I wanted that I would have stayed in Clive Palmer’s party.”
The letter was sent to the Senator last week claiming to be from ISIS announcing that unless she converted to Islam and helped introduce Sharia law to Australia she would be decapitated. Federal police are investigating the matter with it being theorised the letter may actually come from an anti-Islamic group.
The Senator also asked The (un)Australian’s readers to call her if they were well paid and well hung.
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