Clive Palmer has taken a break from his many court battles to tell the world about his plan to launch his new project Titanic 3. “I Clive Palmer will make the year 2018 the year of the Clive when I… Read More ›
Jacqui Lambie
High Court Rules Tasmanian Senator Can Wear Two Hats
The High Court has ruled Devonport mayor Steve Martin eligible to replace Jacqui Lambie in the senate after finding that it is not a conflict of interest for him to be both the head of a political party and the… Read More ›
RSI Strikes Down Parliament House Nameplate Painter
The official painter of nameplates on the office doors of the Australian parliament has taken extended sick leave after recent overwork has led to inflammation of a repetitive strain injury in his painting arm. “My right hand has tightened into… Read More ›
Australian Parliament To Replace United Nations General Assembly
The United Nations will dismantle the General Assembly after realising that the Australian parliament is already fulfilling its role of providing a place where citizens from all countries of the world can gather to make laws together. “It used to… Read More ›
Hanson To Enter Parliament Dressed As The Cash Cow To Protest Against Vegans
One Nation Senator and recent Ebay fanatic Pauline Hanson plans to dress up as the cash cow and sit in the Senate when parliament next sits in what she describes as a protest against vegans. “These vegans are terrorising the… Read More ›
Australia Converts To “Shampooed And Conditioned” Coal
Australia’s future energy needs are to be met by investing billions in “shampooed and conditioned” coal, a new technology developed in a joint venture between BHP Billiton and Decore. “Shampooed and conditioned coal will produce much more silky and lustrous… Read More ›
