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Liberals Set To Install Campbell Newman As Prime Minister
The Liberal party is poised for a shock move on Monday by replacing Prime Minister Tony Abbott with recently disposed Queensland Premier Campbell Newman. Reports from within the party say they are desperate for a change in leadership. One backbencher… Read More ›
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Breaking: Tony Abbott To Appoint Prince Philip Minister For Foreign Affairs
Prince Philip will become the Minister for Foreign Affairs when Parliament resumes on Monday, Tony Abbott has announced. The Prime Minister, who has been battling rumours of a leadership spill, appears to be using the cabinet reshuffle to demonstrate to voters… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott To Sell Off Parliament In Bid To Avoid Leadership Challenge
In what many are saying is an attempt to avoid a leadership challenge next Monday, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has announced today that he’s going to sell off the Australian Parliament. ‘It is clear the people of Australia do not want their public… Read More ›
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Breaking: Julie Bishop Will Not Challenge Abbott For Leadership, Will Wait Until He’s Ousted On Tuesday
Foreign Minister Julie Bishop has ruled out challenging Tony Abbott for the position of Prime Minister, announcing at a Canberra cabinet meeting that she would “wait until the party kicks him out” before gunning for the position. “I want to make… Read More ›
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Giles Still NT Chief Minister After Signing Resignation With “Suck It”
A midnight coup to oust Northern Territory Chief Minister Adam Giles has stumbled following revelations that Mr Giles’ resignation letter was signed “Suck It”. Following the Liberal National Party’s disastrous results at the Queensland state election, and with speculation over… Read More ›
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ISIS Tourism Minister Wants Beheadings To Feature Waterfalls In Background
The ISIS tourism minister has complained that images of a bare stony desert that feature as the backdrop of the groups beheading videos is discouraging potential holiday makers from including The Caliphate in their vacation plans. “These videos have an… Read More ›
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