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Country Singer Arrested For Making Watermelon Wine From Old Dogs And Children
Country and western singer Tom T Hall has been charged with murder and cruelty to animals after police confiscated several barrels of watermelon wine, dog collars and tricycles from his Memphis property. “The so-called secret ingredients of Mr T Hall’s… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Hoping To Kickstart A New Race Riot
Conservative commentator and star of ABC TV’s Media Watch program, Alan Jones has today launched a Kickstarter campaign in the hopes of launching another race riot, like the one he successfully held in Cronulla a few years ago. Mr Jones… Read More ›
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Russell Crowe To Be Named Australian Ambassador For Women
A federal government spokesperson has told The (un)Australian that the government was likely to name actor Russell Crowe as an Ambassador for Women reporting directly to the Minister for Women Tony Abbott. The spokesperson added: “We all know the government and especially the PM… Read More ›
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Sen. Leyonhjelm: ‘Street Violence Only Solution To Sydney’s Siege Epidemic’
Crossbench Senator David Leyonhjelm has called for a “wild west, Texas style” approach to gun ownership, not unlike the way Lone Star Steakhouse approaches its steaks and cheese fries. Calling for greater access to guns, Leyonhjelm believes an armed citizenry would… Read More ›
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Babadook Infestation Makes Abbott Regret Not Appointing A Science Minister.
Prime Minister Abbott is convinced that Kirribilli House has become home to Babadooks after accidentally watching a horror film about the supernatural creatures while sleeping over at a friend’s place. “If we had a science minister, he could science something up to… Read More ›
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Apple Industry Appalled At The ABC’s Bias
The Australian apple industry has today condemned the national broadcaster the ABC over what they say is a deliberate and calculated bias against apple’s in favour of trendy leftist bananas. A spokesperson for the industry told the (un) Australian, “These… Read More ›
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