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NYPD Funeral Protest Gets Transported Back To 1997.
A sea of blue uniforms have been sent hurtling through the space-time continuum on Sunday as hundreds of officers were caught in a time rift while protesting New York Mayor Bill de Blasio during his eulogy for slain police officer… Read More ›
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God Says No To Madonna
God has reportedly said no to Madonna as she attempted to tie some old rope around his face. God was at his favourite nightspot in West Hollywood Saturday night, Hallows, when the 56 year old mega popstar raced up to… Read More ›
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I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Channel 10
Channel 10 is on the hunt for celebrities to appear in their planned production of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, only to discover that all of their celebrities have already gotten out of there. The broadcaster had… Read More ›
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Vladimir Putin Takes Part-time Job At Bunnings
The stark reality of the Russian economic crisis has come to light as President Vladimir Putin has taken a weekend job at Bunnings Warehouse. The move adds to the concern of the collapsing rouble. Sanctions imposed by Western governments and… Read More ›
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Five Aussie Acts You’ll Be Listening To In 2015 Because We Have Your Family Locked In A Basement
Well, we tried to help you. When we published the five Australian bands you’d be listening to in 2014, we wanted to give you a head start. We wanted to give you the inside tip so you’d seem like a… Read More ›
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Millions Disappointed As New Years Eve Fireworks Consist Of One Guy Running Across Sydney Harbour Bridge With Five Sparklers Up His Arse
New Year’s Eve revelers in Australia’s largest city have expressed their dismay at the quality of the midnight fireworks display as Sydney welcomed in 2015 with some bloke running across Sydney Harbour Bridge with five sparklers up his arse. “I… Read More ›
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