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Victorian Police Brought In To Deal With Sydney Harbour Bridge Climber
Wednesday morning traffic was ground to a halt in Sydney as a man climbed onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge, closing multiple lanes of traffic. As the NSW Police cordoned off lanes, they struggled to manage the situation, deciding to bring… Read More ›
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Dutton Offers Family Visas To South African Potato Farmers
Immigration Minister and aspiring super villain Peter Dutton has reached out to South African potato farmers with an offer of a family visa in an effort to aide their move to Australia. “The thought of those poor white farmers suffering… Read More ›
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Dastyari To Debut New Segment ‘Beijing Today’ On The Kyle And Jackie O Show
Former Senator Sam Dastyari will this week make his commercial radio debut by hosting the segment Beijing Today on The Kyle & Jackie O Show. “The week that I lost my job as a Senator I was down, pretty low and as for… Read More ›
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The (un)Australian: Excited And Expanding
The (un)Australian is pleased to announce that after four successful years of covering Australian politics, we are expanding across the ditch to New Zealand having just purchased NotKiwiAsBro.net.nz. We look forward to exploring a diverse range of issues effecting New Zealanders… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce To Be Appointed New Australian Cricket Coach
In a surprising move former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has been announced as Darren Lehmann’s replacement as coach of the Australian cricket team. “It is an honour to get the tap on the shoulder especially at the moment as… Read More ›
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David Warner Re-Applies For His Previous Job At Woolies
As the ex-Australia vice-captain comes to terms with his year long ban from the game, Warner has taken the opportunity to re-apply for his old job at supermarket chain Woolworths. In a 2015/6 advertising campaign, Warner, the then ambassador of… Read More ›
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