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US Shocked By Yemen Civilian Deaths: ‘We Just Had No Idea Our Weapons Would Kill Anyone’
With Saudi Arabia-led military forces attacks on Yemen killing more than 900 people, a spokesperson for the United States government expressed “profound concern” at the rising civilian death toll, insisting: “We really had no idea that our billions in arms sales to Saudi Arabia would… Read More ›
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Daniel Andrews Pays Barista To Not Make A Coffee
Victoria’s Premier Daniel Andrews is at least $4.29 out of pocket after reaching a deal with The Coffee Emporium to cancel his predecessors daily order. In what could be Victoria’s mostly costly cancelled coffee order ever, the premier revealed on… Read More ›
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Ban Ki-Moon Calls Leadership Spill
United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon has announced a ballot for the leadership of the United Nations following weeks of mounting speculation about a challenge from former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. Last Thursday, reports appeared in Fairfax papers that Mr Rudd… Read More ›
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Western Australia Annexes Tasmania
Canberra has issued West Australian Premier Colin Barnett an ultimatum to withdraw West Australian police from Hobart within 48 hours. The move comes after Western Australia annexed Tasmania in the early hours of this morning. The act of aggression follows weeks… Read More ›
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Brain Surgeon Adopts “Louis CK” Model
Neurosurgeon Dr. Muresh Gupta has followed the trend of other highly skilled medical professionals and has begun selling neurosurgery direct to his patients. By selling intricate and invasive brain operations for $5 a pop directly from his website http://www.IAmMureshGupta.com, Gupta… Read More ›
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Kevin Rudd Questioned By Police Over Game Of Thrones Leak
Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has been identified as a person of interest in connection with the leaking of the latest Game of Thrones series. Mr Rudd, who is a lecturer at Harvard University, was taken in for questioning… Read More ›
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