After decades of appearing weak and forgiving of criminal behaviour as long as the accused have made work people like, the entertainment industry has a new, tougher message it would like to announce — “We are no longer interested in working with any… Read More ›
Arts
Won’t The Golden Globes Think Of The North Korean Children?
The Golden Globes, which The Foreign Press Association is considering renaming the Benedict Cumberbatch invitational, was marked by consistently unfunny North Korea gags, predictable outrage about North Korea gags on Twitter and Benedict Cumberbatch. The Golden Globes have been noteworthy… Read More ›
Relief After Golden Globe Leak Revealed To Be Incompetence, Not Terror.
The golden globes may have inadvertently revealed the winners of this year’s awards after accidentally publishing the results on their website in what was supposed to have been a test. Hollywood has become accustomed in recent times to information being… Read More ›
Open Mic Comedian Scared For His Life
Sydney based Open Mic Comedian Luke Price or @PriceyComicGod as he’s known on twitter is today in hiding and fearful for his life after a gig at Laughs! Laughs! Laughs! A monthly open mic night held in the basement of… Read More ›
Country Singer Arrested For Making Watermelon Wine From Old Dogs And Children
Country and western singer Tom T Hall has been charged with murder and cruelty to animals after police confiscated several barrels of watermelon wine, dog collars and tricycles from his Memphis property. “The so-called secret ingredients of Mr T Hall’s… Read More ›
God Says No To Madonna
God has reportedly said no to Madonna as she attempted to tie some old rope around his face. God was at his favourite nightspot in West Hollywood Saturday night, Hallows, when the 56 year old mega popstar raced up to… Read More ›