Esteemed climate change realist Lord Monckton could hardly contain his delight as scientists from the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics announced the discovery of planet Kepler 438b, whose location and distance from its star puts it into the so-called “goldilocks zone”… Read More ›
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Open Mic Comedian Scared For His Life
Sydney based Open Mic Comedian Luke Price or @PriceyComicGod as he’s known on twitter is today in hiding and fearful for his life after a gig at Laughs! Laughs! Laughs! A monthly open mic night held in the basement of… Read More ›
Russell Crowe To Be Named Australian Ambassador For Women
A federal government spokesperson has told The (un)Australian that the government was likely to name actor Russell Crowe as an Ambassador for Women reporting directly to the Minister for Women Tony Abbott. The spokesperson added: “We all know the government and especially the PM… Read More ›
Sen. Leyonhjelm: ‘Street Violence Only Solution To Sydney’s Siege Epidemic’
Crossbench Senator David Leyonhjelm has called for a “wild west, Texas style” approach to gun ownership, not unlike the way Lone Star Steakhouse approaches its steaks and cheese fries. Calling for greater access to guns, Leyonhjelm believes an armed citizenry would… Read More ›
Babadook Infestation Makes Abbott Regret Not Appointing A Science Minister.
Prime Minister Abbott is convinced that Kirribilli House has become home to Babadooks after accidentally watching a horror film about the supernatural creatures while sleeping over at a friend’s place. “If we had a science minister, he could science something up to… Read More ›
Mark Latham Questioned Over Michael Ibrahim Assault
Former Opposition leader and renown feminist Mark Latham has been questioned by NSW police over Monday night’s assault of convicted killer Michael Ibrahim. Michael Ibrahim was taken to St Vincent’s Hospital after sustaining a firearm wound to his shoulder while… Read More ›