The party of choice for Australian racists, One Nation, has begun the task of searching under rocks in order to find a replacement for their NSW leader Mark Latham, who was sacked by Pauline Hanson. ”In the good old days… Read More ›
Politics
Dutton’s Ep Of Kitchen Cabinet Delayed Till The Toxicologists Report Comes Back On The Mushrooms
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has had his episode of the ABC show Kitchen Cabinet delayed until a toxicologists report can come back and report on what sort of mushroom Peter used in his casserole. ”It was all going… Read More ›
Angus Asks Colleagues If He Can Borrow Their Hands To Help Him Work On His Numbers
The Opposition’s shadow treasurer (yep, really) Angus Taylor has been asking his colleagues if he can borrow their fingers and toes to help him work on his numbers in the event of a #LibSpill. ”Yeah, numbers aren’t really Angus’ thing… Read More ›
Dutton Defends Never Attending Garma, Saying: ”I’ve Arrested Heaps Of Indigenous Kids”
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has defended the fact that he has never attended the Garma festival, telling colleagues that he has arrested plenty of indigenous people in his time. ”A lot is being made that Pete has never… Read More ›
Dutton Too Busy ‘Washing His Hair’ To Make It To The Garma Festival
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has told reporters that he already has plans this weekend to wash his hair, so will be unable to make it to the Garma festival, after being invited by the Prime Minister Anthony Albanese…. Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Dutton Of His Plan For Robodebt 2 Electric Boogaloo
Under fire former Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, has called current Opposition leader Peter Dutton to tell him of his plan of how they can win back Government with the signature policy, Robodebt 2 electric boogaloo. ”Scotty is very excited about… Read More ›
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