The party of choice for Australian racists, One Nation, has begun the task of searching under rocks in order to find a replacement for their NSW leader Mark Latham, who was sacked by Pauline Hanson.
”In the good old days we’d see a video of someone delivering a racist rant on a bus and we’d sign them up,” said a One Nation head office employee. ”Or better yet we’d run a poo jogger or two as candidates.”
”But good hard working racist candidates are hard to find these days.”
When asked why Mark Latham was sacked, the One Nation head office employee said: ”Let’s be honest him and Pauline were going to fall out at some stage.”
”To be fair we thought they would’ve blown up years ago.”
”And that it would’ve been messier, the lawyers haven’t even been called in yet.”
”Heck, no one’s cars been torched or threats written in feces. Quite tame really.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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