Mark Latham has led a call for Valentine’s Day to be moved to the dead of winter saying the current summery date makes it a day of mourning for Australia’s fuglies. “Valentine’s Day is not a day of celebration for… Read More ›
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Perrotet Jets Off To Japan Promises To Pick Up Some Duty Free For Barilaro
Interim NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has jetted off to Japan for a trade mission, but not before promising the State’s number one citizen John Barilaro that he would pick up some duty free gear for him. ”A lot of NSW… Read More ›
Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook
Having hired Mark Latham our culinary columnist, then fired him that afternoon, The (un)Australian has found his replacement in Latham’s just published cookbook co-author and friend, radio broadcaster Alan Jones. Even though I am a very busy man and a very important person, I know the… Read More ›
Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts
Cooking columnist Mark Latham has today been let go by The (un)Australian following some confusion over the term crushed nuts and an unfortunate incident involving an intern. “It’s a bloody stitch up, the recipe said crush nuts so naturally I saw the… Read More ›
Sydney Wakes Up For The First Time In 35 Years Without A Shrill Noise Droning Through The Air
Sydney siders have woken up this morning for the first time in 35 years to relative silence, no longer having to endure a shrill rant like noise droning through the city. ”Mate, how good is it to be up and… Read More ›
Australia’s Defamation Lawyers Mourn Alan Jones’ Retirement
Australia’s defamation lawyers have all paused today for a minutes silence to pay tribute to retiring shock jock Alan Jones. ”It’s a very sad day for the defamation industry in Australia with the loss of the Alan Jones radio show,”… Read More ›
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