Sydney siders have woken up this morning for the first time in 35 years to relative silence, no longer having to endure a shrill rant like noise droning through the city. ”Mate, how good is it to be up and… Read More ›
Mark Latham
Australia’s Defamation Lawyers Mourn Alan Jones’ Retirement
Australia’s defamation lawyers have all paused today for a minutes silence to pay tribute to retiring shock jock Alan Jones. ”It’s a very sad day for the defamation industry in Australia with the loss of the Alan Jones radio show,”… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts Livid After ABC Forces Him To Take Off Tin Foil Hat For Q&A Appearance
Former One Nation Senator and current village idiot Malcolm Roberts is reportedly livid at the National broadcaster after they asked him to remove his tin foil hat prior to his appearance on their Q&A program last night. “How dare the… Read More ›
Psychiatric Assessment And 14 Day Cooling Off Period Introduced For People Wanting To Vote For One Nation
Australian authorities have introduced the world’s strictest anti-One Nation laws in response to recent massacres of basic human decency. “This country had a reckless situation where just anyone could wander in off the street and into a polling place and… Read More ›
Taxi Industry Tells Latham To Consider Taking An UBER On Election Night
The NSW Taxi Driver’s Association has recommended that One Nation (for now) candidate Mark Latham consider taking an UBER on Election night. “Look we know election night is a big night for some and we discourage everyone from drinking and… Read More ›
Latham And Hanson Sitting In A Tree H-A-T-I-N-G
Rumours have been swirling around the parliamentary schoolyard that One Nation leader Pauline Hanson and former Labor leader Mark Latham have been spotted sitting in a tree H-A-T-I-N-G. “I don’t like to tattle but I did spot Pauline with that… Read More ›
