When those lefty freaks at The (un)Australian tweeted me to ask if I would write for them you could have knocked me over with a feather as I swore I’d blocked them. But then I got to thinking, you know… Read More ›
Mark Latham
“Change Date Of Valentine’s Day” Demand Nation’s Undateables
Mark Latham has led a call for Valentine’s Day to be moved to the dead of winter saying the current summery date makes it a day of mourning for Australia’s fuglies. “Valentine’s Day is not a day of celebration for… Read More ›
Channel 7 Announces Hologram Hitler As Contestant On MKR
Channel 7 has announced that a hologram version of Adolf Hitler will be competing on the show My Kitchen Rules. “I think hologram Hitler will bring a lot to the show, it’ll definitely get people talking,” said a network spokesperson. “Also… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year 2017
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have come… Read More ›
“You Can’t Be Defamed By Show That No-one Watches” Says Latham
Mark Latham is confident of winning any defamation actions taken against his self produced chat show “The Outsiders” by citing that the show has no actual viewers. “I “film” the show every week in a colorbond shed in the backyard… Read More ›
Six Things To Never Say To A Psychopath
As the Internet teaches us, there are clear cut personality types with their own very real struggles only other members of that type could possibly understand. We’ve read all about the all-too-real struggles of Introverts (the most sensitive people in the Known… Read More ›
