Latham And Hanson Sitting In A Tree H-A-T-I-N-G

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Rumours have been swirling around the parliamentary schoolyard that One Nation leader Pauline Hanson and former Labor leader Mark Latham have been spotted sitting in a tree H-A-T-I-N-G.

“I don’t like to tattle but I did spot Pauline with that little roustabout Mark Latham heading to the kissing tree,” said known tattletale Christopher Pyne. “Mummy Bronny said I should stay away from such places as they only lead to troubling outcomes like socialism.”

When reached for comment a combative Latham said of the encounter: “Yeah I might have been in a tree but big deal wanna fight about it. I’ll break you in half like you’re a taxi driver’s arm”

Though the rumoured dalliance has not surprised many it has already led to a few tears. Namely from Latham’s former best friend David Lleyonjhelm who when asked about the former Labor leader said: “Mark Latham’s not my best friend anymore!”

“Now go away I’m was going to play with my guns but that nasty old John Howard took them away from me, guess I’ll have to go and throw rocks instead.”

Mark Williamson 

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