In the lead up to Halloween, Author of the Blog ‘The Left Is Not Right’ has warned prospective trick or treaters that wearing orange face as part of a costume is culturally insensitive. “Orange face is a no go,… Read More ›
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has told the United Nations to forget about climate change that it’s a myth, with his reason being that his office is consistently 70 degrees (Fahrenheit). ”I’ve had the same… Read More ›
Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister, Richard Marles (yep, him), has pulled off a successful trip to the United States after managing to negotiate a tariff exemption for Australian made couches, with US Vice President, JD Vance. ”JD loved the Australian made… Read More ›
Netanyahu Shocked To Learn How Low Sky News’ Ratings Really Are, Blames Albo
Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, was shocked to learn that his appearance on Sharri Markson’s Sky News show was only watched by 10’s of people. The Israeli PM is blaming the low ratings on Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. ”It’s… Read More ›
Trump Asks What The Aussie PM Means After Being Called A ”Soft C*ck”
President Trump has spent his flight home from the G7 trying to figure out what Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, meant when he called the President a soft c*ck for leaving the summit early. ”President Trump has a lot of… Read More ›
Gina Tells Donald That She And Her Billions Are There For Him After His Split From Musk
Australian billionaire, Gina Rinehart, fresh off backing a dud, Peter Dutton, in the last Australian election has sent a message to US President, Donald Trump, that she and her billions are there for him should he need comfort in his… Read More ›