Alarm clocks and phones have been heard ringing around Toorak, Mosman and the Mornington Peninsula this morning as some of Australia’s worst people have gotten up early to watch the Presidential inauguration. ”What a great day for the World, President… Read More ›
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Robert Kennedy Jr Promises To Make Tin Foil Hats Mandatory Should Trump Win
Donald Trump’s favorite conspiracy theorist, Robert Kennedy JR, has promised to make tin foil hats mandatory for all Americans, should Trump win the Presidency. ”We can’t have good honest Americans walking around with their thoughts unprotected,” said Robert Kennedy Jr…. Read More ›
Taliban Announces Celebratory Sausage Fest To Commemorate Nation Being Girl Germ Free
Afghanistan’s ruling Taliban party has announced that the Nation will be holding a celebratory sausage fest to commemorate the country being declared ”girl germ” free. ”Happy days on the streets of Kabul brother,” said a Taliban Spokesperson. ”Finally men can… Read More ›
“IT’S A CONSPIRACY” Yells Country That Still Hasn’t Worked Out If The One From 1963 Was A Conspiracy
Americans have taken to social media in the millions to loudly yell that the assassination attempt on former President turned convicted felon, Donald Trump, was a conspiracy. Despite the Nation still having no idea whether the last successful Presidential assassination… Read More ›
Abbott Tells UK Conservatives That In Order To Win The Next Election They Need To Move Further To The Right
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Tony Abbott, has told the UK Conservatives who have just been walloped in the British election, that they lost due to being not far enough to the right. ”Rishi had some good ideas, national… Read More ›
Abbott Demands Albo Knight King Charles Immediately
Tony Abbott, star of the hit ABC show Nemesis, has called upon the Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, to immediately knight King Charles or face being shirt fronted. ”King Charles loves this country and Australians, well at least 6 of us,… Read More ›