Australia will be getting its very own space agency with plans to mount a mission to put astronauts on the surface of Dubbo within two decades. “Due to the high cost of petrol and the dodgy radiator we will have… Read More ›
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Sky News Declares Last Weekend’s Race Rallies Proof That The Governor General Needs To Dissolve Parliament
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has told their viewers, all 6 of them, that the weekends’s race fuelled rallies were proof that the Governor-General needed to step in and dissolve parliament. ”When we have ten’s of ten’s of people… Read More ›
Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister, Richard Marles (yep, him), has pulled off a successful trip to the United States after managing to negotiate a tariff exemption for Australian made couches, with US Vice President, JD Vance. ”JD loved the Australian made… Read More ›
Barnaby To Put Up Private Member’s Bill To Overturn The Net Zero Bonk Ban
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues that he will defy the Coalition and seek to introduce a private member’s bill that will repeal the net zero bonk ban. ”Australians have had a gutful of… Read More ›
Sky News Calls For A Two State Solution To Solve The Problem Of Those Who Didn’t Vote For Albo
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has called for a two state solution to solve the problem of those who didn’t vote for the Albanese Government. ”This so-called Government does not have a mandate to speak for me,” said failed… Read More ›
Netanyahu Shocked To Learn How Low Sky News’ Ratings Really Are, Blames Albo
Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, was shocked to learn that his appearance on Sharri Markson’s Sky News show was only watched by 10’s of people. The Israeli PM is blaming the low ratings on Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. ”It’s… Read More ›