Irrelevant Senator Pauline Hanson has promised the World that she will mail her essay against an Indigenous Voice to parliament to every Australian, just as soon as she gets a new pack of crayons. ”The people of Australia will have… Read More ›
Anthony Albanese
Dutton Calls For A Sensible Debate On Bringing Back The White Australia Policy
Opposition leader Peter Dutton, a man who proudly walked out on the apology to the stolen generation, has called for a sensible debate on the merits of bringing back the white Australia policy. ”Look, I’m not racist but, we need… Read More ›
Taylor Demands That The Govt Invest In The 100 Million Dollar Powerball
The Opposition’s shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor (yep, really) has demanded that the Government invest big in tonight’s 100 million dollar Powerball lottery, as a way to help pay off National debt. ”100 million dollars is a lot of money and… Read More ›
Greens Livid As Albo Declines To Hash Out Housing Issues With A Drum Circle
Greens leader Adam Bandt has condemned Prime Minister Anthony Albanese for refusing to join the party in a drum circle to hash out the differences the two parties have over the Government’s housing policy. “When it comes to taking things… Read More ›
Dutton Condemns Labor For Liberal Senator Van’s Behaviour
Opposition leader Peter Dutton has condemned the Labor party for not campaigning harder at the last election and winning more seats which has resulted in Liberal Senator, alleged sleaze David Van, having a place in parliament. ”How dare Anthony Albanese… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Applauds The Coalition For Targeting Alleged Victims Of Sexual Assault
Niche news network Sky News Australia has applauded the Peter Dutton led Opposition for using leaked evidence from a criminal trial to target an alleged victim of sexual assault and those that may have helped them. ”Brilliant move, Mr Dutton,… Read More ›
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