Costume shops all around the country have reported a surge in demand for Opposition Leader, Peter Dutton, themed costumes ahead of this year’s Halloween. “Mate they are flying off the shelf and to be honest I’m glad, as they are… Read More ›
Australia
Sky News Says LNP’s Smaller Than Expected Win In QLD Proof The Party Needs To Move Further Right
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has taken a moment away from celebrating the LNP’s Queensland election win to discuss how much bigger the win would’ve been had the party moved further right. ”A win is good but you know… Read More ›
Chandler-Mather Flattered That The QLD Election Is Allegedly All About Him
The Federal Greens Housing Spokesperson and a man who takes his time to walk past a mirror, Max Chandler-Mather, has held a press conference to talk of how flattered he is to learn that last weekend’s Queensland election was allegedly… Read More ›
Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
An urgent inquiry has been called in to security at Canberra’s Parliament house after King Charles’ visit was marred by former PM, Tony Abbott, getting within knighting distance of his majesty. ”We nearly had a disaster on our hands what… Read More ›
Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
This afternoon King Charles, a dude who once told his sidepiece that he’d like to identify as a Tampon, will visit Australia. The trip will be paid for by the Australian taxpayer in what is said to be a boon… Read More ›
King Set To Visit Races After Camilla Draws Barrier Four For The Everest
King Charles, Australia’s current head of state (yep, really), has added a visit to Randwick race course to the itinerary, after his side-piece turned partner, Queen Camilla (yep, she’s our Queen), drew the desired barrier 4 for the Everest. ”This… Read More ›
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