ABC management have held an all-staff meeting today to remind staff that the Coalition didn’t in fact win the last two elections and thus the Anthony Albanese led Labor party is in Government. ”We thought that the Coalition were the… Read More ›
Australia
Gina Tells Donald That She And Her Billions Are There For Him After His Split From Musk
Australian billionaire, Gina Rinehart, fresh off backing a dud, Peter Dutton, in the last Australian election has sent a message to US President, Donald Trump, that she and her billions are there for him should he need comfort in his… Read More ›
Joyce Filthy That He Didn’t Get The Shadow Ministry For Home Affairs
Barnaby Joyce, a man whose greatest parliamentary achievement is being the reason for the bonk ban, is filthy with his colleagues after he was passed over for the shadow ministry of home affairs. ”I mean who in the so-called Coalition… Read More ›
Puff Of White Smoke Outside The Coalition Party Room Not A Sign Of A New Leader But Rather Barnaby Smashing A New Vape
Australia’s #auspol tragics have been left disappointed today after what they thought was a sign of a new Coalition leader, a puff of white smoke emanating from the Coalition party room turned out to just be Barnaby Joyce smashing a… Read More ›
”My Polling Reveals Peter Dutton Will Be The Next Pope,” Declares Sharri Markson
Sky News Australia’s leading poll expert, Sharri Markson, has told her viewers, all 6 of them, that internal polls leaked to her reveal that the former member for Dickson, Peter Dutton, will be declared Pope at this week’s Conclave. ”I… Read More ›
Sussan Promises To Revitalise The Lliberals By Adding An Extra L
Australia’s leading numerologist and as it stands interim leader of the Liberal party, Sussan Ley, has thrown her hat into the ring to become full-time leader by telling colleagues that she will make the party great again by adding an… Read More ›
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