The Australian Electoral Commission has confirmed that busy voters wishing to draw a picture of a cock and balls on their ballot paper will be given an option of ticking a box next to a pre drawn cock and balls…. Read More ›
Balls
“I Only Keep Playing Tennis For The Free Balls” Claims Jaded Tomic
Troubled Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic has confessed in an explosive interview on Channel 7’s Sunday Night that he only stays on the circuit because of the dozens of free tennis balls on offer. “I’d have given up the game… Read More ›
Glenn McGrath Tells World Cup Bowlers To Man Up And Shoot Something
Former World Cup-winning bowler, car salesman and avid shooter, Glenn “Pigeon” McGrath has taken aim, literally and figuratively, at the bowlers currently competing at this years cricketing World Cup, telling them to man up and shoot something. The World Cup… Read More ›
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