Treasurer Josh Frydenburg has told colleagues of his plans to punish rogue bank Westpac by flogging the bank and it’s executives with the warmest lettuce he can find. “Josh is very upset at Westpac right now,” said a Government Insider…. Read More ›
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Frydenberg To Commence Flogging Banks With The Warmest Of Lettuce
Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has called all Banking and Finance bosses to Canberra so that he can flog then with the warmest of lettuce, following the release of the Royal Commission into Banking’s report. “We’ve read the report and we will… Read More ›
Morrison To Punish Julia Banks Following The Release Of The Banking Royal Commission Report
Interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison has promised to throw the book at rogue MP Julia Banks following the damning release of the Royal Commission’s report into Banks and the finance industry. “I’ve read the report and I think we can… Read More ›
Turnbull Shocked That Royal Commission Investigating Banks Not Banksy
The Prime Minister has expressed concern and annoyance that the Royal Commission that his Government set up is investigating Banks rather than his planned target the artist Banksy. “This is a most concerning occurrence,” said the Prime Minister. “I mean… Read More ›
Turnbull Pledges To Flog Banking Execs With The Warmest Lettuce Available
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has expressed his anger at the behaviour of banking executives uncovered by the Royal Commission and promised to deliver harsh punishment to all involved by flogging them with the warmest of lettuce. “I am most upset… Read More ›
Dead Commbank Customer Makes Fortune In The Afterlife
A deceased Commonwealth Bank customer has told the banking royal commission he’s made millions of dollars in the afterlife by following the advice of his financial planner from beyond the grave. “Since I arrived in Heaven I’ve built up an… Read More ›
