The Nation’s banks have called on the Albanese Government to relax the laws around selling human organs in order to allow people to afford the latest interest rate rise.

”The Government needs to do all it can to allow us to grow our profits, err, I mean help people with the cost of living,” said a Spokesperson for the Association of Total Bankers. ”People are struggling to pay their bills and this is not good for our bottom line.”

”So come on Albo, let’s get the kidney trade going.”

When asked whether they really expected people to tolerate human organ trading, the Spokesperson for the Association of Total Bankers said: ”Cottages in Sydney are going for $3 million, cottages! And no one’s batting an eyelid.”

”Organ trading is the natural progression, it’s a win-win situation.”

”Young ‘uns get the houses, boomers get the kidneys and banks get the money. Everyone wins!”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I saw a child down the road with some candy. They don’t need that.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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