Former Victorian Premier, Dan Andrews, has been forced to flee to communist China to escape the obsessives at News Corp who continue to report his every move, despite the Premier being out of the public spotlight. ”It’s not ideal that… Read More ›
Bob Carr
ALP Regrets Having National Office Situated In Sydney’s China Town
The Australian Labor Party is to relocate it’s National office currently located in Sussex street Sydney in an area known as ‘China Town.’ The move comes after several of it’s members became addicted to Chinese take-away. “We’ve been in Sussex… Read More ›
Sam Dastyari Claims His Pet Panda Is Totally Legit
Sam Dastyari has taken a break from denying allegations that he is in the pay of the Chinese government to spend some quality time playing in the backyard with his brand new pet panda. “There’s nothing suss at all about… Read More ›
Jacqui Lambie Pledges Allegiance To A Box Of Oats
Independent Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie has posted a video on Youtube that sees her pledge allegiance to a box of oats as part of her Australia day celebrations. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Lambie explained the bizarre video, “Look I’m… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 