Producers of Australian reality tv show, I’m a celeb get me out of here, have been forced to go back to the drawing board with casting, after mushroom killer, Erin Patterson, was convicted in a court of law of three… Read More ›
Celebrity Chef
Pete Evans Conflicted Over Appearing On The Masked Singer
Unemployed Celebrity Chef and aspiring immunologist Pete Evans is said to be conflicted over the concept of the Channel 10 show The Masked Singer, telling friends that he was unsure whether he would accept an offer to appear on the… Read More ›
Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook
Having hired Mark Latham our culinary columnist, then fired him that afternoon, The (un)Australian has found his replacement in Latham’s just published cookbook co-author and friend, radio broadcaster Alan Jones. Even though I am a very busy man and a very important person, I know the… Read More ›
Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts
Cooking columnist Mark Latham has today been let go by The (un)Australian following some confusion over the term crushed nuts and an unfortunate incident involving an intern. “It’s a bloody stitch up, the recipe said crush nuts so naturally I saw the… Read More ›
Column: Mark Latham’s Guide To Being A Cook
When those lefty freaks at The (un)Australian tweeted me to ask if I would write for them you could have knocked me over with a feather as I swore I’d blocked them. But then I got to thinking, you know Mark, the… Read More ›
Pete Evans Calls For An Ivermectin Passport
One time celebrity chef Pete Evans has called on the Government to bring in an Ivermectin passport to allow he and his fellow anti-vaccers to travel and go about their everyday business and hustles. ”I don’t believe in this so-called… Read More ›