Reality TV juggernauts (sic), Dancing With The Stars and I’m A Celeb are locked in to a do or die battle over securing the signature of internet sensation, the Hawk Tuah girl to appear on their shows this year while… Read More ›
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Exhausted Jen Up All Night Explaining The Lehrmann Verdict To ScoMo
Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s wife, Jen Morrison, has taken the day off today due to exhaustion from spending the night trying to explain to her husband the Lehrmann verdict. “Poor Jen, it took hours to explain this to ScoMo,”… Read More ›
Australia’s Defamation Lawyers Name Bruce Lehrmann Their Person Of The Decade
Australia’s defamation lawyers have today put out a press release naming Channel 7’s second favourite son, Bruce Lehrmann, their person of the decade. ”Up until recently we thought that Ben Roberts-Smith was the goose that laid the golden egg,” said… Read More ›
”Circle-Jerk” Named Word Of The Year In Honour Of Australia’s Media
Australian’s have chosen the word ‘circle-jerk’ as in the collective noun for a group of journalists, ie a circle-jerk of journalists as their word of the year for 2023. ”It’s been a tough year this year to come up with… Read More ›
Pete Evans Conflicted Over Appearing On The Masked Singer
Unemployed Celebrity Chef and aspiring immunologist Pete Evans is said to be conflicted over the concept of the Channel 10 show The Masked Singer, telling friends that he was unsure whether he would accept an offer to appear on the… Read More ›
Pete Evans Shocked To Learn He Was To Star In I’m A Celebrity Not I’m A Nazi Get Me Out OF Here
Channel 10 and celebrity conspiracy theory peddler Pete Evans have mutually agreed to back out of their arrangement to work together after confusion arose over what the project entailed. The network believed they had hired Evans to star in the… Read More ›
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