The NSW Government has today realised that they won’t be facing an election anytime soon, so they’ve got on their soapbox and demanded that the State’s public servants return to working in the office or their local pokies den. ”We’ve… Read More ›
Chris Minns
NSW Government To Make Gambling Compulsory On ANZAC Day
The NSW State Government has announced that as well as shutting down shops for the day they will also be making it compulsory for all residents to spend ANZAC day at their local RSL gambling away at either a two… Read More ›
NSW Police Look Forward To Spending The Weekend Strip Searching Swifties
NSW Police have announced to the press how they look forward to spending the weekend making the State safer, by strip searching all the young Swifties attending Taylor Swifts upcoming shows in Homebush. ”For a lot of young Sydney siders… Read More ›
Mulch Dropped On NSW State Forests To Prevent Bushfires
In a bid to fireproof the state for the remainder of summer Chris Minns has spread half a billion tonnes of mulch over the state’s bushland. “We’ve been sending out Elvis the water sucking helicopter to hoover up all that… Read More ›
Greens Call For A Ban On The Election Day Sausage Sizzle
The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election Day sausage sizzle, declaring that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and that the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidating to female voters. “For too… Read More ›
Clubs NSW Warn That Any Moves Against Them Will Only Hurt Nanna
Pokies den operators Clubs NSW has warned both sides contesting the NSW election to be careful on any planned reforms of the industry as it will only hurt Nanna. ”We all know and love our Nanna,” said a Clubs NSW… Read More ›
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