Aspiring Opposition leader, Andrew Hastie, has demanded that his Coalition colleagues commit to net-zero Sussan Leys or else he will take his bat and ball and go home. ”As a party we are done for if we don’t commit to… Read More ›
Climate Action
Roberts Demands Royal Commission Into Whether Or Not The Fridge Light Stays On When The Door Is Closed
One Nation’s leading mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has today demanded the Government immediately hold a Royal Commission into whether or not the fridge light stays on when the door is closed. “It’s time this Government focused on issues that matter… Read More ›
Alan Jones Moves On From Abusing Women To Attacking A More Worthy Opponent, Children
Sydney based shock jock Alan Jones, fresh off being condemned for verbally attacking New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, has moved away from abusing women to take out his frustrations on children. Most notably those children who attended last Friday’s… Read More ›
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