Policy bereft Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has held a press conference in which he has provided another excuse as to why he has not released any details on his pie in the sky plan to bring nuclear power to Australia…. Read More ›
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Dutton Calls On The PM To Audit The Nation’s Cats and Dogs
Australian Opposition leader, Donald Dutton, has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese immediately get his Government to conduct an audit of the Nation’s cats and dogs to be sure that none are being eaten by immigrants. ”If it’s happening in… Read More ›
Dutton Prepares To Release Gina’s Nuclear Plan To The Nation
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that the nuclear energy plan that the Coalition’s traditional owner, Gina Rinehart, has been working on is finally ready to be released to the public. ”Gina’s a very busy person, what with looking… Read More ›
Barnaby Implores All Australians To Learn To Pull Out
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has launched a nation wide campaign to encourage all Australians to pull out. ”Trust me, I know the consequences of not pulling out,” said the member for New England…. Read More ›
Rising Sea Levels Place Alice Springs As Favoured Location For New Sub’s
With news yesterday of Australia’s submarine purchase speculation is now mounting on where they will be housed, with Alice Springs firming as a likely location despite currently being land locked. ”At this stage Alice Springs is indeed inaccessible by boat… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells Gina That His Touch Team Is Looking For A Sponsor
The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has met with wealthy benefactor Gina Rinehart to tell her about his new touch team and how they are looking for a jumper sponsor. ”I saw that Netball Australia… Read More ›
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