Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has spent the day seething after learning that Cumberland city council had stolen his idea to start banning LGBTQIA+ based books in the local library. ”Peter is not a happy man at the… Read More ›
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Forced Council Amalgamations To Make Corruption Much More Efficient
The NSW government reports that the forced mergers of local councils will considerably streamline the process of corruption leading to massive savings for dodgy property developers and crooked service providers. “At the moment shifty apartment builders need to bribe 193… Read More ›
Hand Towel Dispenser Refilled In Public Toilet
In news that has sent shock waves through the local community, a public toilet in the suburb of Glebe had its hand towel dispenser refilled sometime over the weekend. Jonathan Bridges used the public toilet at Foley Park in Glebe… Read More ›
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