After 600 disastrous attempts to kill him such as blowing him up with exploding cigars and boring him to death with Michael Moore, the CIA has finally succeeded in assassinating Cuban leader Fidel Castro by the devious method of letting… Read More ›
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Trump Somehow Still Alive After Being Destroyed By Internet
Presidential candidate Donald Trump is reportedly still alive and well despite suffering over a million claims by something called the ‘Internet’ that it had once and for all destroyed him. “Donald is in tip top shape and will tell you… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 