In what is being seen as a very clever diplomatic move, Russian strongman and old-fashioned love machine Vladimir Putin has today wed Pippa Middleton in a glittering ceremony at the Kremlin. The (un)Australian today spoke with Professor Rhys-Rhys McStephens… Read More ›
Damien Ryan
Putin Claims Early Victory In NSW Election
In a surprise announcement from the Kremlin today, all round sportsman and Russian President Vladimir Putin has claimed a very early victory in the NSW state election. Although the polls had yet to open, let alone vote counting begun, Putin… Read More ›
Abbott Restores Divine Right Of Kings To Perform Miracles
In a move sure to ignite fresh controversy, Prime Minister Tony Abbot has announced the restoration of the ancient Divine Right of Kings to cure scrofula and transmit the Royal Miracle. The reintroduction of the ability to cure scrofula or… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Radicalised By ISIS Propaganda
Prime Minister Tony Abbott in a statement to parliament today revealed he had been radicalised by ISIS propaganda. Mr Abbott told the house he had been searching death cult websites in an effort to design a counter propaganda program when… Read More ›