Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has angrily called on the PM to end the parliamentary bonk ban as the pent up frustration around it is causing staffers to do silly stuff such as masturbate on female colleagues desks…. Read More ›
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PM Tells Female Politicians To Make Sure Their Desk Is Wearing A Chastity Belt
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on female politicians from all parties to ensure that their desks are fitted with a functioning chastity belt. ”Doesn’t matter if you are Labor, Liberal or other I say to you please make… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 