The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has told the United Nations to forget about climate change that it’s a myth, with his reason being that his office is consistently 70 degrees (Fahrenheit). ”I’ve had the same… Read More ›
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Six Victims Left ‘Slightly Damp’ After Diet Coke Related Terrorist Attack
Staff at United Airlines are claiming vindication after as many as six people were left slightly damp in what is being described as the worst Diet Coke-related terrorist attack of all time. Yesterday Jamal Fajloun, aged five-and-a-half, while at a… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 