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Reserve Bank Insists Interest Rate Cut On Budget Night “Just A Coincidence”
The Reserve Bank of Australian has fended off suggestions that their decision to cut interest rates, and Scott Morrison handing down his first budget, on the same afternoon, are in any way related. The RBA has instead insisted that the decision… Read More ›
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Greens Calls For “Racist” Film To Be Pulled From Cinemas
The Australian Greens have slammed romantic comedy “My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2” as racist and called upon the Federal government to have it pulled from cinemas nationwide for violating the Racial Discrimination Act. The long awaited sequel to the… Read More ›
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Seven Injured In Explosion After Mark Latham Discovers Safe Schools
Seven victims are recovering from mild injuries following a mysterious explosion in Western Sydney earlier today. They were discovered unconscious in a café in in Liverpool by local resident Chris Murray who rushed to the scene to investigate a loud… Read More ›
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Liberal Senator Says Atheists Shouldn’t Get Penalty Rates For Religious Holidays
A Tasmanian senator has argued that atheists, agnostics and polytheists should not be entitled to penalty rates for working religious holidays. The former employment and workplace relations minister Eric Abetz made the helpful contribution at a Liberal Party branch meeting… Read More ›
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Guy On Twitter Confident He Could Make Journalism Profitable Again
A 28-year-old man from South Australia suspects that he may be the man to save journalism in Australian. Xavier O’Keefe is confident that if he were running any of Australia’s major print media companies, they would be turning healthy profits… Read More ›
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Man Who “Can’t Believe It’s March Already” Starts Making Preparations For April
A Sydney man fed up with constantly being caught by surprise by the progression of time has resolved to be ready and waiting for it from this point onward. Peter Peterson, a 38-year-old mail room clerk from Petersham, has devised… Read More ›
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